Section 1: Definitely Legal Stuff
By using this website, you agree to laugh at my jokes (even the bad ones). Failure to comply may result in being judged by the virtual pet.
Section 2: Your Rights
You have the right to remain silent while reading this blog. Anything you say can and will be used as content for future posts.
Section 3: Warranty
This site comes with absolutely no warranty. Not even a little bit. If something breaks, it's probably Mercury retrograde.
Section 4: Intellectual Property
All bad jokes are copyrighted. Good jokes were probably stolen from Twitter.
Section 5: Privacy
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