Data Collection
We collect absolutely nothing because I haven't figured out how databases work yet. Your secrets are safe due to technical incompetence.
Cookies Policy
This site uses cookies. Not the tracking kind - actual cookies. Please send some to my address, I'm hungry.
Third-Party Access
The only third party with access to this site is my cat, who occasionally walks across the keyboard and commits code.
Data Security
Your data is protected by state-of-the-art security measures, including but not limited to: crossing fingers, hoping for the best, and aggressive keyboard mashing.
Updates to Policy
This policy will be updated whenever I remember this page exists, which is approximately never.