Before Reporting a Bug
Have you tried:
- Turning it off and on again?
- Sacrificing a rubber duck to the debugging gods?
- Blaming it on your browser?
- Pretending you didn't see it?
Known Issues
1. Site may occasionally achieve sentience and judge your browsing habits.
2. Virtual pet sometimes escapes into other websites.
3. Counter occasionally counts in binary because it's feeling quirky.
How to Report
Please describe your bug in interpretive dance. Alternatively, you can:
Email: [email protected]
Discord: @cypher.net
Bug Priority Levels
🟢 Low: Site is merely questioning your life choices
🟡 Medium: CSS is having an existential crisis
🔴 High: The virtual pet has gained consciousness
⚫ Critical: Someone actually read the Terms of Service